Dislocator

You know you're a foolish drunk when you wake up hungover under a bed in a scummy hotel room on a tuesday morning with a knee looking like this.


Little did the big gods of karma know I can now legitimately rock a pimp limp and a cane out for the coming 2 weeks.

ps. You other 2 dipshits who are allegedly part of this blog better get your act together. 7 posts in a row & I'm 1 post away from abandoning your asses & making my own supercool blog.