"Oaksterdam"

If your a weed head who seems to always find themselves asking, "why does this marijuana stuff do all these different things to my mind and body?" or if your an up and coming dealer who wants to brush up on your growing skills. then this is the College for you

From class focussing on Politics/Legal Issues to classes that teach you all you need to know about Distribution/Dispensary. Oaksterdam University has it all. but before applying at this school of champions you may want to find out if you qualify.


The following Reqirements must be met by ALL Applicants -
• Must have at least one years experience of being a stoner (this does not include smoking only on weekends)
• Cold Chilin’ must be one of your favorite things to do
• Experience in the art of rolling and chopping
• Consider yourself to be more creative when high then when sober
• Have previously dropped out of High School or another College
• Have a criminal record
• Own any form of game consoled (e.g. PS3, Sega Mega drive and Xbox)
• Your diet is “whatever is easy, quick to make and tastes half decent”
• You get paranoid about pointless things
• Rather get high then go out and do something productive

We here at Oaklsterdam hope to see your red eyes and smiling faces around the campus sooon!