Saturday, April 25, 2009

Friday, April 10, 2009

Food of lust

Maury I just want to thank you for having such entertaining guests which therefore makes me not feel bad for skipping my mourning classes and watching you...keep it up

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

My new favorite super hero

Old washed up super hero like captain planet and ratioactive man step aside theres a new dog in town...

Dont be fooled by his charming looks, this dudes a cool killer. With his paranoid attitude and his insanely big mussels Hemp Man is sure to save the day

Disclaimer: Henry Hemp Man is often late also he is extremely unreliable and well known for coming to save the day on the wrong day

Friday, April 3, 2009

Get your shopping gear on

Colbert Report informed me about "interesting" little article

being a boy i tend to look at things like this from a dudes point of view, and right now the view i got is totally fucked up. guys just imagine, you go to donate your precious sperms to maybe help a lady who desperately needs it and weeks later you find out your “little guys” are on sale but not any old sale, it’s a clearance sale (the worst kind). To find that out would leave a man’s pride in the gutter. It’s kind of like kicking a man in the nuts without really doing it.
This article left me wondering a couple of things, if your sperm goes on sale does that mean you get paid less for donating it? Why does this Xytex International believe that women can be fit parents, feed and provide shit for their future kids if the only reason they will have the kids is cause they get a $200 discount off the vial of sperm?